Scientific studies on why I can't get laid.

[theraab]

I stumbled upon some "interesting articles" that indicate why I can't get laid. Apparently good looking guys like me (and I mean, like, underwear model good looking) don't stand a chance:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/news/why-women-like-ugly-men/story-e6frf00r-1111115407584

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/verena-von-pfetten/why-women-gladly-date-ugl_b_100704.html

http://www.freakonomics.com/2006/08/02/why-do-beautiful-women-sometimes-marry-unattractive-men/


Anyway, I didn't bother to read all of the articles, but apparently women only want ugly men. So, I started to think that maybe women are just deep. And then I found these articles that say that women like nice guys, and not just obnoxious pricks like me:

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-16810058.html

http://www.geekosystem.com/nice-guys-get-girls/

http://articles.nydailynews.com/1996-08-12/news/18022680_1_studies-mate-annual-meeting

**** women, why you so deep? I mean, clearly these studies and articles are aimed at me, personally. They may not mention me by name, but it explains why I personally, as an individual, am not getting any right now.

 

[Barbaloot]

lol, I think I love you.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Lmao!

 

[Felix]

I recommend a deconstructive surgery for you op

 

[VanillaCreme]

Haha, Raab <3

Good honeysuckle, bro.

 

[Bones]

In before the lock!

 

[musicstoodstill]

Boom

 

[lifesabeach]

lol!

 

[Bei]

haha, thanks for the laugh